It should have been a wake up call when they(JW) explain why it's evil to wish your mom a Happy Mother's Day....
James Mixon
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Mother' Day
by tepidpoultry inall hail ishtar mother of tammuz!.
the real reason for which mother's day was invented!.
(now you know :) ).
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Lets be honest, not a little leery of the resurrected ones????
by James Mixon inmaybe i have watched too many zombie movies but i would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (i would hate to shake your hand and it fall off).
your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed?
?it would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me.
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Diogenesister: good points......
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Lets be honest, not a little leery of the resurrected ones????
by James Mixon inmaybe i have watched too many zombie movies but i would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (i would hate to shake your hand and it fall off).
your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed?
?it would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me.
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And we will see this, "honey I'm home from being dead!! What do you mean you remarried? That's BS, death or adultery makes it free for you to remarry you knew I would be coming back after my death. You are a A-hole and who is the B--- you married????? First day in paradise......
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Lets be honest, not a little leery of the resurrected ones????
by James Mixon inmaybe i have watched too many zombie movies but i would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (i would hate to shake your hand and it fall off).
your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed?
?it would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me.
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A person resurrected who died 33 AD.
(JW) Welcome back.
(resurrected one) So who are you??
(JW) Oh, I'am a JW and we have been around a long time. You know Adam was a JW.
(ro) you are so full of sh--t this is a joke, right....Who were Jesus followers after he died?
(JW) well there was a period when the word was dead, but around100 years ago Jehovah selected a wheat salesman to bring his word..
(ro) So over 2000 years there was zip, nothing from God until you folks came along. Man you are so full of crap, put me back into my grave......
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Lets be honest, not a little leery of the resurrected ones????
by James Mixon inmaybe i have watched too many zombie movies but i would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (i would hate to shake your hand and it fall off).
your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed?
?it would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me.
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James Mixon
"Year Million" on the NGC channel 9-10pm..Series examines advances in neuroscience and engineering in regard to artificial intelligence.....
tepidpoultry: That crap can scare the B-Jesus out of a young child....
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Lets be honest, not a little leery of the resurrected ones????
by James Mixon inmaybe i have watched too many zombie movies but i would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (i would hate to shake your hand and it fall off).
your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed?
?it would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me.
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James Mixon
You neighborhood all resurrected ones, you are the only survivor in your area from Jehovah's melt down..What language do they speak, hell I'am black maybe the guy was a slave owner.
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Lets be honest, not a little leery of the resurrected ones????
by James Mixon inmaybe i have watched too many zombie movies but i would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (i would hate to shake your hand and it fall off).
your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed?
?it would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me.
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James Mixon
Maybe I have watched too many zombie movies but I would sleep with one eye open, inquire to see what is your favored menu,do you sleep walk, are your body parts functioning properly (I would hate to shake your hand and it fall off). Your wife never married after 10 years and now you are back, can you perform in the marriage bed??It would be hard for me to sleep at nights with someone that have been dead for over one year sleeping next to me. When you think about it, dead people coming to life could be very nerve-racking for the living and the dead, hell it will be like the Twilight Zone.
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Marrying yourself is now a thing....
by James Mixon inok i'am old so i need some help to understand this new thing, what's the point in marrying yourself?
this sound like a gb brain storm idea....i guess you can never commit adultery....
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I was thinking the GB may feel this is a good idea, remember they have encouraged the RF to put off having children, so this arrangement will fit right into their scheme. But the only problem if a sister become pregnant and she tell the brothers, it was a miraculous birth just like Jesus...A dilemma for the bro's, is she crazy or she had a sleep over with a horny archangel....
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Marrying yourself is now a thing....
by James Mixon inok i'am old so i need some help to understand this new thing, what's the point in marrying yourself?
this sound like a gb brain storm idea....i guess you can never commit adultery....
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James Mixon
We laugh and joke about how the GB would handle this,some here may not be familiar with the JW world but all the comments here are not farfetched. We know the GB would come up with some ludicrous twisted scriptures why one can not marry themselves....
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Do JWs Really Bother You?
by minimus inin reality my experience with the witnesses is that they really don't bother me or bother with me which suits me just fine....are you "bothered" by the witnesses at this point of your life?.
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I have been out since 1987, recently a family member(not a JW) in her 30 's ask a JW family member, what is the problem (referring to the shunning of me)...The JW member told her, he(me) knows what he needs to do. The young family member ask," and what is that he needs to do"??JW family member, "he needs to apologize and ask forgiveness...My niece (who was too young when all this mess begin) ask apologize to who, and it has been over 30 years and he is not coming back..So this is why the family is separated ask my niece???JW family member, yes he is the reason the family is split.........